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hah hah hah....ha. would be funny if it didnt coincide with reality.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In June I bought porn for dreamywishy (-10 points). Last Monday I put gum in csakita's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, aerialmelodies (-5000 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4704 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
eshorty

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so_esoteric
Dec. 7th, 2005 12:21 am (UTC)
mwahahah - i get an easybake oven!!!
aerialmelodies
Dec. 7th, 2005 01:48 am (UTC)
Hey.... you killed me! XD
mushpot
Dec. 7th, 2005 02:40 am (UTC)
I want coal... ._. :D
kukilia
Dec. 17th, 2005 02:15 am (UTC)
hi--this is Allison's friend, Lalitha (i met you and Valerie @ her housewarming in May). i would like to read you; besides, Valerie is on my list, too, so i'm not completely random. :)
eshorty
Dec. 17th, 2005 06:03 am (UTC)
sure! no problem-i'll add you to my list too, and i did remember you : ) ! it's nice to re-meet you <3
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